the sometimes suspect musings of max adams
posted by seemaxrun at 12:18 PM
I am studying the physics dillemma, no matter how many clothes I throw into the closet, every time I open the closet door, there is nothing in there to wear. It’s maddening. It must be solved. I’ll get the Nobel Prize when I do. For sport, I climb the Eiffel Tower. And base jump off on rainy days. I am terrified of heights. And peaceful at sea. I work harder than Satan. I sleep later than God. On weekends I repair small toaster ovens for orphans. On holidays, I send Queen Elizabeth cards. I told my dogs they were adopted -- and I got them used. They didn't believe me. They said they have my eyes. When I’m bored I teach dust bunnies to box. I give them names. I wrap all recyclables in Christmas paper. I put on pretty bows. I smoke like a chimney. I drink like a fish. I tell lies for a living. And the truth at home. I have pink dancing slippers I have never worn. And roller skates with fancy laces. I am good at big things. Like conquering the world. And lousy at little things. Like sitting on hold. I have always relied on the kindness of strangers. I believe in the Golden Rule. I believe in true love. And I believe tomorrow is another day.
6 Comments:
Oh, my gawd that's hilarious.
Probably cause I'm a lesbian.
But, not that one... (whew!)
Oh hey I can add you to my Easter greetings list. It is bound to be entertaining.
The email I got back was pretty funny. "Um, Max?" And I was thinking, Um, What? Till I looked down at the quoted back email. Yegads.
LOL!
Hopefully, she doesn't have a jealous girlfriend. I can see it now... the "But, I can explain!" as the girlfriend leaves in a huff, taking the Easter basket (and the chocolate!) with her.
An Easter (or would that be "Eater") greeting from you would be lovely! ;)
ooops!
Snicker
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