the sometimes suspect musings of max adams
posted by seemaxrun at 5:09 PM
I am studying the physics dillemma, no matter how many clothes I throw into the closet, every time I open the closet door, there is nothing in there to wear. It’s maddening. It must be solved. I’ll get the Nobel Prize when I do. For sport, I climb the Eiffel Tower. And base jump off on rainy days. I am terrified of heights. And peaceful at sea. I work harder than Satan. I sleep later than God. On weekends I repair small toaster ovens for orphans. On holidays, I send Queen Elizabeth cards. I told my dogs they were adopted -- and I got them used. They didn't believe me. They said they have my eyes. When I’m bored I teach dust bunnies to box. I give them names. I wrap all recyclables in Christmas paper. I put on pretty bows. I smoke like a chimney. I drink like a fish. I tell lies for a living. And the truth at home. I have pink dancing slippers I have never worn. And roller skates with fancy laces. I am good at big things. Like conquering the world. And lousy at little things. Like sitting on hold. I have always relied on the kindness of strangers. I believe in the Golden Rule. I believe in true love. And I believe tomorrow is another day.
6 Comments:
He is truly the cutest dog. Peter, his owner, was all jazzed the logo dog for the dogs hate bush site was a bull terrier, because he has Rupert. I had to tell him I had a hot crush on the Keene Eddie dog and that is why I drew a bull terrier for the site logo dog.
It is probably a safari pop up blocker fighting the java code on the site that is stopping the dogs from opening up.
You mean the dog on the front page of dogs hate bush? That is Pandora, she is a Staffordshire Terrier -- which is a polite way of saying Pitt Bull. She is pretty damn cute too. She is the cover girl. And her partner in crime Gunther is the Dog O' The Month right now. The logo dog though is a bull terrier you can see him at:
http://www.dogshatebush.com/cafe_dog/images_logo_2/dog_1_sm.gif
Super cute pooch. I'm going with cheeky as hell too.
Oh my. Death by cute.
Oh hes beautiful! I suppose if I got another dog we would be completely outnumbered... sigh.
What a cutie.
I am such a sucker for dogs.
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